I said it…

I haven’t blogged for awhile. Didn’t really have a reason too but this opportunity was too good to pass up. Let me just set up the scene, this random guy posted a disrespectful blog about me and my ex, http://amigofaiz.blogs.friendster.com/punk_ass_rock_dude/2007/06/match_making.html.

Now I have a sense of humour mate, so i can see the lighter side of all this. I think you should do the same pretty boy.

I respect your views, and I can only deduce (go to google, type in define: deduce) that she has never ever noticed you… Maybe she did once la that time when you walked into a pole cos your googly eyes don’t know where its pointing.

Actually you remind me of Yosemite Sam, that angry little cartoon man.

That’s you bro. Embrace it. May I suggest that you tone down on the anger though, and you’ll find that you’ll attract a lot more attention from the opposite sex. You might even experience your first kiss…

I tell you what amigo, I’m a pretty nice guy so this is what I’ll do for you. I’m heavily involved in the entertainment business, producers and actors love me. I can totally hook you up to be in a movie that will give you the attention I know you crave.

I’m thinking this will be a documentary…

I think you owe a lot of people an apology, but I’m certain you’re not man enough to do that. Just think of your next move carefully amigo, you already look like a damn fool.

Warm regards,
Tractor Face

p/s - playa to playa, i have some temporary solutions for you while you sort out your character flaws.